roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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No, Trinidad.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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i had sex.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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