- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Where's my tractor?

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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