What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

your no better than a cockroach

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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