- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call your mom? Mom

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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