- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

8--------------------- penis

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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