- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

to get to the other side.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Knock knock come in.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Your face is hilarious.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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