What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Your future.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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