There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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