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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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