- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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