Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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The truth is he loves her!!

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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The Female Orgasm

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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