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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

How old are you? 7

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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