- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Penis.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock. Go Away!

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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