What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Boob

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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im gay

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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