- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

why did the man die? he had cancer

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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