Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

epic win?

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

I <3 Hitler

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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