- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Knock knock Shut up

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Female rights.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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