Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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