Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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