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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

I have an erection My mom!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Will nearis is here! Get it

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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