- Anti Joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Your Mother

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

this is not a drill.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.