- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Women can vote? WTF

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Knock knock

Alchohol.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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