What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squash squash who squash my ass

poop

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