Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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lybia

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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eden stop

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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