What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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