- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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