Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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This is an anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Anti Joke

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