- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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