What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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