- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did? Yes

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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