- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What does water taste like? Water

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

What happen? Idk...

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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