- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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