Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Water? I hardly know her.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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