- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Womens rights

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

men, men like men= men+bed

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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