- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Cleveland winning something

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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