- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

your mother

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

taking out the trash... at night

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