- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

were at work systems r down

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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