- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Phew... it's gone.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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