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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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