How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

whats black and strange a paki

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock Go Away

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Fart

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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