- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Women's rights

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A chicken walks into a barn.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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