What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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