What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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