What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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