What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

So does Blake

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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