- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

The WNBA.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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