- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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