Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Laugh

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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