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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Asians

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

no really what are ur names?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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