- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Vagina.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

my egg roll

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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