- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

were at work systems r down

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Fox News

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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