- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

VAL SUCKS

Barack Obama plays basketball

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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