- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

womens rights.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Joesph Triphook.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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