- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

whats white and looks like paper paper

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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