hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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I am very humble.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I regret everything.....

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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