- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

I shot a bitch.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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