- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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