Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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KOOKABURRA

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Roses are red.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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