- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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