What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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black people

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Anti Joke

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