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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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