- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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