laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

flavin's head

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What? Yes.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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