- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Knock knock

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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