- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

whats 2+2 equal? 4

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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