- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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