- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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