- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

The Earth is a nice place to live.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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