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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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