- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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