- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

have safe sex

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

ask me if im a door yes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

in soviet russia, cow milks you

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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