mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Your Mother

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Anti Joke

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