What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

knock knock no ones home

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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