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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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