women's rights

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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