- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

A house comes around the corner.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man killed himself.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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