- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Men

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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