- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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