- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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