What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

world peace

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Feminism

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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