Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Penis

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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