- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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