How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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