- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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