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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Knock knock. Who's there?

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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