no really what are ur names?

Women's Rights

Chris Bosh's neck

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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