A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

being sober in a bar fight

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

This is funny.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

I work at jcpenny

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