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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.