When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

MySpace.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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