How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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women's rights

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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