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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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