How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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