- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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