roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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