- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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