- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

politically correct!

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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