- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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