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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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