What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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