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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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