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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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