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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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