- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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