Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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