Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My Boyfriend

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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charlie sheen

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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