- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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