What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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