- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

its funny cuz i laughed!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Black people are the scum of the earth

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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