- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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