Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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