- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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