Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Womens rights

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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