If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Click here to end the world.

honest politician

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Women's rights.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

My love life

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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