Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

360 NO SCOPE

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

thumb_up thumb_down -2

ring around the rosie ... your dead

thumb_up thumb_down -2

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

thumb_up thumb_down -2

c-? men, C-men

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -4

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

thumb_up thumb_down -4

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops