3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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