- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

guest what i love pancakes

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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