- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Bags of delicious poop.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Cleveland winning something

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